something I learned by listening to NPR today
Americans eat just under 100 acres of pizza per day.
BUT HOW MANY FOOTBALL FIELDS IS THAT, NPR? DON’T NEWS OUTLETS ALWAYS MEASURE THINGS IN FOOTBALL FIELDS? DAMN, NPR WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SNOOTY, YOU MAY HAVE WELL JUST REPORTED THIS IN METERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.